1. Have you heard about the proposal between KIA of Korea And SUZUKI of Japan to set up a joint venture company in Singapore to build a hybrid car which will be named KIASU?
2.Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car 'Kancil'? You know, that very little 600 cc car ??? Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , So when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after Finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way To sell the Kancil in the USA . After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans. Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered, 'Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the Biggest compact car distributor in North America '. Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and return to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered, ''TOYS R US', Can I help you?
3. There are three major races in Malaysia - Malay, Chinese and Indian. The Malays have the political power and so they set Up the party UMNO, which literally means 'U Must Not Object'. The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the Economy and they called their party MCA Which means 'Money Conquers All'. Then there are the Indians who have no say in Politics or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, Every parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask: 'Must I Come?'
ngeeee!!! papa lucu. :P
before this my dad dont even know how to work the internet. now he sent me more and more jokes online. although all he need to do is hit the forward button, but he never failed to keep his girl from becoming insane.
rindu nak balik rumah. dan rindu kucing-kucing saya. tapi mereka sudah tiada.
tiba-tiba teringat lagu "bila aku sudah tiada". sedih..
2.Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car 'Kancil'? You know, that very little 600 cc car ??? Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , So when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after Finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way To sell the Kancil in the USA . After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans. Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered, 'Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the Biggest compact car distributor in North America '. Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and return to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered, ''TOYS R US', Can I help you?
3. There are three major races in Malaysia - Malay, Chinese and Indian. The Malays have the political power and so they set Up the party UMNO, which literally means 'U Must Not Object'. The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the Economy and they called their party MCA Which means 'Money Conquers All'. Then there are the Indians who have no say in Politics or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, Every parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask: 'Must I Come?'
ngeeee!!! papa lucu. :P
before this my dad dont even know how to work the internet. now he sent me more and more jokes online. although all he need to do is hit the forward button, but he never failed to keep his girl from becoming insane.
rindu nak balik rumah. dan rindu kucing-kucing saya. tapi mereka sudah tiada.
tiba-tiba teringat lagu "bila aku sudah tiada". sedih..
anne! new url~
ReplyDeletedear, my new url..hehee..
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